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Culaccino PizzaThe whole deli is on trial.

5 out of 51:06 REVIEW

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THE FINAL VERDICT

GUILTY of making a pizza that SLAPS.

Not guilty of skimping. Easy ordering and pickup, good cheese, good crust, and enough toppings to bring their own witnesses. Five out of five.

WHAT ENTERS THE RECORD

The evidence.

  • A meat-loaded pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and ham.
  • Ordering and pickup from my visit.
  • The cheese, crust, and toppings that earned the verdict.

FOR THE RECORD

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EXHIBITS FROM THE REAL WORLD

The photo evidence.

The main evidence from the Culaccino Pizza review
The main evidence
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Before the reveal
A seat in the house from the Culaccino Pizza review
A seat in the house
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The menu enters evidence

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