ALL RISE. THA-GUY’S COURT IS IN SESSION.

I’M THA-GUY.AND THE
VERDICT IS IN.^℠

Places. Restaurants. Products. Experiences.
They all get their day in court.

Enter the Video Courtroom

THE STANDARD OF THIS COURT

Everything deserves
a fair trial.

PLACES · RESTAURANTS · PRODUCTS · EXPERIENCES

REAL EXPERIENCES. A LITTLE COURTROOM CHAOS.SCROLL TO THE EVIDENCE ↓

COMING TO COURT / FICTIONAL TEASER

COMING SOON

THE VERDICT WARS

Apple 18 Pro Max vs. Apple Dual

Two Apples. One courtroom.
Somebody’s got some explaining to do.

I’M THA-GUY… and these Apples are about to stand trial.

A fictional courtroom teaser. The full review is coming soon.

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01 / NOW ON THE DOCKET

The latest case.

CASE STILL OPEN

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CUSTOMER SERVICE / PART 1

Safelite — Part 1: This Case Is Still Open

Getting a service made right shouldn’t become another job. Part 1 of my Safelite experience. The case is still open; Part 2 will bring you the outcome.

AI reenactments: These scenes are dramatizations based on my account, not recordings of the actual events.

Outcome pending

Part 2 will bring you the outcome.

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02 / THE VIDEO COURTROOM

Every case. On the record.

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AI-generated courtroom artwork for the Safelite Part 1 reenactment.

3:05OPEN CASE →

CUSTOMER SERVICE / PART 1Oct 20, 2026

Safelite — Part 1

Getting a service made right shouldn’t become another job. Part 1 of my Safelite experience. The case is still open; Part 2 will bring you the outcome.

Case still open

No final verdict yet.

Watch the story & read the record →

The Culaccino pizza from THA-GUY’s review.

1:06OPEN CASE

CASE 1006 / RESTAURANTSOct 9, 2026

Culaccino Pizza

Pepperoni, sausage, ham… the toppings showed up like they were all subpoenaed.

5 out of 5

GUILTY of making a pizza that SLAPS.

Watch & read the verdict

The CARORI pressure cooker box from THA-GUY’s review.

1:15OPEN CASE

CASE 1004 / PRODUCTSOct 6, 2026

CARORI Pressure Cooker

One pork roast. Onions. Seasoning. And a verdict you can eat.

Written verdict

GUILTY of making some bomb-ass tacos.

Watch & read the verdict

Thumbnail from THA-GUY’s Alien Tape review.

3:51OPEN CASE

CASE 1007 / PRODUCTSOct 4, 2026

Alien Tape

I love the hold. My drywall would like to testify.

5 out of 5

5 out of 5 — with a drywall warning.

Watch & read the verdict

Food. Gadgets. The products that made the docket.
Search the full library and open a case for the evidence, verdict, and shopping links.

Enter the Video Courtroom

03 / MEET THE GUY

Meet THA-GUY.

Sometimes the verdict comes with applause.
Sometimes it comes with homework.

Everything deserves a fair trial.

I'm a composer, audio engineer, video editor, recording artist, and musician who plays an assortment of instruments.

I'm also a father of three, so finding a dinner verdict everybody agrees on is still my toughest case.

At heart, I'm just a regular guy who values good customer service, quality products, and businesses that actually care about the people they serve.

Through THA-GUY, I put products, restaurants, and hotels on trial with honest reviews, real experiences, and plenty of humor. When somebody does an outstanding job, I want people to know about it. When things don't quite measure up, I offer honest feedback and a little coaching where it can help.

The intention isn't to offend anyone, embarrass people, or tear businesses down. It's to celebrate what's working, speak honestly about what isn't, and leave room for improvement. The jokes are part of the show, but good service is serious business.

I'm THA-GUY... and the verdict is in.

PRODUCTSRESTAURANTSHOTELSEXPERIENCES

04 / THE EVIDENCE WALL

Exhibits from the real world.

PHOTOS FROM THE REVIEWS

Behind the Verdict: In the Studio

Whole Culaccino pizza with pepperoni, sausage, and ham. — Culaccino / The main evidenceWatch & read the verdict →

Closed Culaccino-branded pizza takeout box. — Culaccino / Before the revealWatch & read the verdict →

The dining area at Culaccino. — Culaccino / A seat in the houseWatch & read the verdict →

Culaccino's menu booklet photographed on a table. — Culaccino / The menu enters evidenceWatch & read the verdict →

Sealed CARORI pressure cooker box on a kitchen counter. — CARORI / The cooker arrivesWatch & read the verdict →

Shredded roast in a glass bowl after the CARORI cooking test. — CARORI / The finished roastWatch & read the verdict →

Colorful fireplace with a Fiesta Mexicana sign inside the restaurant. — Fiesta Mexicana / On locationWatch & read the verdict →

A salt-rimmed drink photographed during the Fiesta Mexicana visit. — Fiesta Mexicana / Drink evidenceWatch & read the verdict →

BEHIND THE VERDICT

In the studio.

PRODUCTION PHOTOS

Where the music, edits, and courtroom chaos come together. Take a look inside THA-GUY’s studio.

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BEHIND THE SCENES / THE VERDICT WARS

Before the gavel drops.

Before court is in session, the soundtrack has to earn its place. Watch THA-GUY build and audition music and sound in Cubase for THE VERDICT WARS.

The full studio recording includes a preview of the fictional phone duel, with AI-generated imagery. The full review is coming soon.

Three desktop monitors below a wall display, music controllers and piano in THA-GUY’s blue and purple studio. — STUDIO 01At the production desk

White studio chair beside a microphone, speakers, music controllers, piano and the THE VERDICT IS IN neon sign. — STUDIO 02The verdict corner

Four framed music artworks on red, black and purple acoustic panels, with a studio chair and neon light. — STUDIO 03Music on the wall

Studio photographs enhanced for lighting and clarity.

05 / THE STANDARD OF THIS COURT

How I reach a verdict.

The jokes are part of the show.
The feedback is sincere.

My verdicts reflect my own experience with the product, place, or service. I care about quality, value, and how customers are treated.

When somebody does an outstanding job, I give them their flowers. When things fall short, I explain what happened and where a little coaching could help. The goal is a fair review, not a public pile-on.

Affiliate links, paid partnerships, and gifted products are identified with the relevant review. The courtroom scenes and jokes are entertainment; the experience and opinion behind the verdict are mine.

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07 / BRANDS & PARTNERS

08 / APPROACH THE BENCH

You’ve got
the floor.

A question, a review suggestion, or a brand inquiry? Put it on the record.

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I’M THA-GUY.AND THEVERDICT IS IN.℠

THE VERDICT WARS

Apple 18 Pro Max vs. Apple Dual

The latest case.

Safelite — Part 1: This Case Is Still Open

Take your seat.Catch the next case.

Every case. On the record.

Safelite — Part 1

Culaccino Pizza

CARORI Pressure Cooker

Alien Tape

Meet THA-GUY.

Exhibits from the real world.

In the studio.

Before the gavel drops.

How I reach a verdict.

Find THA-GUY.

Got somethingfor the docket?

You’ve gotthe floor.

I’M THA-GUY.AND THE
VERDICT IS IN.^℠

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