1:06OPEN CASE
Culaccino Pizza
Pepperoni, sausage, ham… the toppings showed up like they were all subpoenaed.
GUILTY of making a pizza that SLAPS.
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THE FINAL VERDICT
The attentiveness of the service and cleanliness of the dining environment fell short during my visit. That one-star verdict reflects the experience I had. I’m willing to return, hear new evidence, and revise the rating if the experience improves.
WHAT ENTERS THE RECORD
FOR THE RECORD
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